(Source: heres-looking-at-you-kid)
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what are those people called? the Amish? no, the MORMONS.
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Fifi Lapin x Juicy Couture
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You should get stuff for your wife here. They have all different price ranges of things and she will think you are amazing if you show up with a bag of anything from this store. They have cool men’s stuff here too. I got some shoes. Now I’m cool. I used to be a dork.
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you can`t dig more than two, three feet underground because you`ll hit tar and old bones of mammoths and CYBER-TIGERS.
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jellaaaayfaaash at ze Monterey Bay Aquarium.
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J:is it really cold, or am i just being a spoiled LA princess?
K:is it boiling hot, or am i just being a spoiled Nor Cal princess from THE BAY?
S:hella yeah.
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it`s Johar Joshanda.
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do real people get to work out in Heritage Hall?
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i don`t understand why Beyonce + Jay-Z didn`t name their baby Jayonce or Bey-Z.
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i will buy you a Beretta, but i will not get you a Mini Cooper.
