February 2012
6 posts
dear Wahoo`s,
why does my burrito have broccoli, zucchini, and huge mushroom chunks in it? did you run out of lettuce or something?
January 2012
22 posts
what are those people called? the Amish? no, the MORMONS.
– Sam
You should get stuff for your wife here. They have all different price ranges of...
– Joe E., a Yelp user, on the LA Vivienne Westwood store
you can`t dig more than two, three feet underground because you`ll hit tar and...
– Olivier Touraine
J: is it really cold, or am i just being a spoiled LA princess?
K: is it boiling hot, or am i just being a spoiled Nor Cal princess from THE BAY?
S: hella yeah.
it`s Johar Joshanda.
– Sam
do real people get to work out in Heritage Hall?
– Sam
i don`t understand why Beyonce + Jay-Z didn`t name their baby Jayonce or Bey-Z.
i will buy you a Beretta, but i will not get you a Mini Cooper.
– my father
it`s been a good four months. HELLO, LOS ANGELES.
東京、さようなら。
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December 2011
22 posts
you finished your work? okay, you`re drinking tonight.
– my uncle
right when i think of taking a break from my work to play Spider Solitaire, i hear a mechanical shuffling of cards from my uncle`s laptop. i`ve been here for less than two days, and we`re already syncing.
wouldn`t it be cool if we see Tadao Ando tomorrow? but i`m scared if i shake his...
– Aaron Yip
どういう事だ!?
– Anita
Japanese soap opera Anita and i are watching
guy: we`ve been making out for 40 minutes.
girl: oh, what, really that long?!
guy: time passes so fast. your lips look like cod roe.
goodbye Shanghai. it was lovely to meet and get to know you. the past few weeks went by impossibly fast. as much as i despised the incessant car honking, spitting, shoving and cutting in line, i will miss you and your wonderfully delicious, giant pomelos. until we meet again.
東京、おやすみ。