May 2013
9 posts
no project of mine is complete until i’ve listened to Clueless, Mean Girls, and Lost in Translation. listening to LIT now.
midnight conversations
J: i want to be Beyonce. she's everything i want to be. will you be my Jay-Z?
C: okay.
go study. i’m cooking for you, hoe.
– Funny-Boy-Thinks-He’s-Not-the-Hoe. jk, thanks for lunch.
K: meoow.
C: meoow.
K: ...meowwwwwww.
C: MEOOOOW.
K: MEAAAAH.
C: MEAAAAAAAAH.
K: ...
April 2013
16 posts
Picture yourself when you were five. In fact, dig out a photo of little you at...
easy peezy, lemon squeezy.
– M. Sanchez
iPod shuffle mode getting it rightttttt.
i feel like my alter ego could be like Gollum, some creepy creature of the night that thrives on fear and the unconsciousness of others. kyakyakya.
March 2013
7 posts
I SAW GWEN STEFANI AT THE GROVE TODAY. SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL, IT HURTS.
J: i think i`m juicy-juicy, and i think you`re juicy-dry.
C: what the fcuk does that mean?
shoo fly, don’t bother me. shoo fly, don’t bother me. shoo fly,...
– anonymous in sing-song voice
February 2013
14 posts
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
January 2013
13 posts
Don't Hate, Curate.: Steve Jobs: Reinvent... →
really-shit:
When engineers working on the very first iPod completed the prototype, they presented their work to Steve Jobs for his approval. Jobs played with the device, scrutinized it, weighed it in his hands, and promptly rejected it. It was too big.
The engineers explained that they had to reinvent…
oh shit, big boss.