- J: i`m excited for China.
- Father: i read a story about a man who was eating at a restaurant in China. he was the last customer, so the restaurant owners killed him, chopped him up, and made him into dumplings. you should be careful.
May 2011
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- J: i`m dying. i see dancing pretzels.
- Tim: DON`T SAY THAT. ONLY FAT PEOPLE SEE DANCING FOOD.
my father let me have a bite of his “fun size” Take 5 bar. I.THINK.I.SEE.UNICORNS.BECAUSE.THIS.IS.AMAZING.CANDY.
the fire of a million guns
“髪のびたね! サダコみたい。”
—my mother
i`m listening to Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, and it got me thinking… i`d be a great bounty hunter. JuJu Fett.
Hold Tight London (feat Anna Lynne)
The Chemical Brothers
Hold Tight London (feat. Anna Lynne): The Chemical Brothers
- Mama: they could just Skamp.
- J: Skamp?
- Mama: or i mean, Sky.
- J: ... Skype?
- happy Mother`s Day♥